Monday, June 29, 2015

Karma will hit you like a bus

I hope you get hit by a bus ;
Full speed ahead they will deliver your karma.

I've tried my best and you throw everything away.
It's a good skill of yours, however, soon you will be left with nothing.

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Raining Franklins

The fighting continues throughout the week.
Brighter days are coming.

I need to gobble up my own words.
Or else they will gobble up me.

Thursday, June 25, 2015


Just give it time the elderly man chimed in;
Eventually you'll be just as miserable as the rest of us.

Just give it time.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

I'm secretly a bus driver

I'm secretly a bus driver;
Driving in the bus lane.
I have no passengers. 

Who really has time to wait in traffic when all the bridges are closed? All the lanes are blocked off? We all have places to go and people to see. 
I just chose to drive past the police in the bus lane.
The GPS chiming, "when possible, make a UTurn," but I ignore Lola's requests and continue in the direction I think I should be going. 

I might have been a bus driver in a past life;
Right now I'm just a lost soul. 

Let's do the opposite... See what happens

I thought if I went to graduate school for something I hated, I would get a good job. 
I thought if I did it in less time, finishing college a year early, graduate school ahead of schedule, then I would get a head start above my peers. 

Both of those thoughts were wrong. 
They landed me in a shit job that pays shit and works me to the bone. 
However, I thought taking a long trip would create bad moral in the workplace and also possibly take away my job, but I did it anyways.   
Instead, I got a mini-almost non-recognizable promotion. 

This week I've been only eating cake and cotton candy. Who has time to cook? 
I haven't been running, just working and depressing about non-existent stresses. 
So my reward was losing a couple pounds.  Who would have thought eating cake and doing nothing but drinking coffee could help boost some weight loss.  Correlation does not mean causation, however, so there may be an underlying cause for all of these coincidences.  

Further, I was completely faithful to my husband throughout our entire relationship only to find he was not.  So why shouldn't I just start doing what I want like the rest of the world?  It seems to be working out for them.  

Maybe it would also work out for me. 

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Living for just a taste

Is there more to life than just coffee and sleep?

Maybe it's the planning and being greater than your neighbor. 
Possibly it's something deeper. 

Possibly it's tasting life. 

A taste of Life

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Shannon Thank You

All these corporations,
I think they do it for the lunch money.

I guess people have to eat.
Or else they would starve.

We are looking for couples psychologists;
We need some serious therapy. 

And you don't know who does it for the lunch money?
What a joke.
You're a joke.